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The coach said to one of his young athletes, “Do you understand

What cooperation is? What a team is?"

The little boy nodded yes.

"Do you understand that what matters is whether
we win together as a team?"

The little boy nodded yes.

"So," the coach continued, "when you don’t make,
the team or get beaten in a race, then you mustn’t argue
or curse or blame me. Do you understand all that?"

Again the little boy nodded yes.

"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there, calm your mother down
and tell her to put down the gun."

Wirral Athletic Club coaches went to a coach’s retreat. To save money

they had to room together. No one wanted to room with coach Hanna

because he snores so bad.

They decide it's not fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time

so they vote to take turns.

Coach Saunders sleeps with him and he came to breakfast next morning, hair
a mess, eyes all blood shot. They say, "Man, what happened to you?"

He says, "Man, that Hanna snores so loud, I watch him all night."

Next night coach Isherwood’s turn. In the morning, same thing - hair all standing
up, eyes all blood shot. They say, "Man, what happened to you? You look
awful!"

He says, "Man, that Hanna’s snoring shakes the roof. I watch him all night."

Third night, coach Watterson’s turn. Next morning he came to breakfast bright
eyed and bushy tailed and joyfully says "Good morning to you all. What a wonderful night’s sleep I had"

They can't believe it! They say, "Man, what happened?"

He says, "Well, we get ready for bed. I go and tuck Hanna into bed
and kiss him good night. He watch me all night."

A guy named Bob receives a free ticket to the last day of the Olympics, great

he says all the finals will be taking place and I will get to see the closing ceremony.

Unfortunately, when Bob arrives at the stadium he realises his
seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium -- he can see more action in the nearby

landfill rubbish site than he can in the Olympic arena.

After half an hour, Bob notices an empty seat 10 rows off the track right in the centre of
the main stand. He decides to take a chance and makes his way through the stadium
and around the security guards to the empty seat.

As he sits down, he asks the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse me,
is anyone sitting here?"

The man says no.

Now, very excited to be in such a great seat, Bob again
inquires of the man next to him, "This is incredible! Who in their right
mind would have a seat like this at the Olympics and not use it?"

The man replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me, I was
supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first
Olympics we haven't been to together since we got married in 1952."

"Well, that's really sad," says Bob, "but still, couldn't you find
someone to take the seat? A relative or a close friend?"

"No," the man replies, "they're all at the funeral."

That’s ALL Folks

There’s Nothing Down Here, You Got Nothing Better to Do?

Not You Again

Your Persistent, I’ll give you that.

That really is all now folks, See ya

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